Britain has had a rough go of it in the past few years. The Queen is dead, a head of lettuce outlasted their Prime Minister, and their most famous national export is that asshole, James Corden. It seems the sun has set on the Empire, but at least @NoContextBrits is covering the strange, awkward hilarity of a once-great nation.
If Nintendo had made a game about a British plumber instead. pic.twitter.com/mE49uCBTVl
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 9, 2022
The RAF are drawing cocks next to Sunderland again. pic.twitter.com/y2Q55sgTLR
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 3, 2022
I think there’s been an accident. pic.twitter.com/55TzrrDgmf
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 22, 2022
The artist formerly known as Prince. pic.twitter.com/1dgyjFHWGK
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 8, 2022
Now I'm falling asleep and she's calling a cab. While he's having a smoke and he’s also a crab. pic.twitter.com/U0WqatrhZc
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 10, 2022
You can’t beat a bit of pasta and gravy. pic.twitter.com/jm6IdH7RiF
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 10, 2022
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 8, 2022
You should always be prepared to protect what is important. pic.twitter.com/TzuxZ1KUwu
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 7, 2022
Feast on bean-heavy breakfasts, lists of all England’s terrible misdeeds through the decades. There’s even a British Mario now, displaying all the classic looks the Brits are known for: pale, smooth, and terrifying.
The four main British icons. pic.twitter.com/7QcF71ol6F
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 7, 2022
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 6, 2022
Returning to the party after seriously throwing up. pic.twitter.com/iflquNtWRz
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 5, 2022
Who’s next? pic.twitter.com/ev7ObhQ0WC
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 4, 2022
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 4, 2022
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) November 3, 2022
I see your dad is taking the divorce well. pic.twitter.com/P7kvrWyLxz
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 26, 2022
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 25, 2022
General Election now. pic.twitter.com/xLY4EGQDBf
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 25, 2022
One of these attracts 2m tourists a year to Windsor. pic.twitter.com/neRN8QTSup
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 22, 2022
— No Context Brits (@NoContextBrits) October 21, 2022
@NoContextBrits also shows us what they’ve given us as a nation. Thanks for The Beatles, The Office, and all the beer. Goodbye Great Britain - you probably won’t be missed.
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